Monday, June 05, 2006

Little Miss Muffet: Rewritten!

Little Miss Muffet sat down to have a cup of cider
Little did she know she was sitting on a spider
"Ouch," thought the spider as he gave her a bite
"I know this will serve her right"
So Miss Muffet sat up and searched for her boyfriend
Because this spider bite her boyfriend could mend
She didn't know, though, of the spider saying "Whoo hoo!"
For the spider had bitten her boyfriend, too
As Miss Muffet got dizzy and fainted in a haze
The spider thought she should have other ways
"She should learn to rescue herself," he thought
And there are a few lessons to be taught
First, never sit on a spider and always be kind
But, if you do, don't think you have a boyfriend to find
Unlike Miss Muffet, be smart and have a plan
So this situation won't happen again